Goblin Quest is a tabletop roleplaying game about slapstick violence, fatal ineptitude, and the greatest adventure of your life.. Play five goblins each (in sequence, not parallel) and watch them meet hilarious ends while failing to achieve the most basic tasks. Will they survive the dangerous world of the Great Battle Camp and avoid the attentions of brutal orcs, murderous bugbears, mean-spirited hobgoblins and scary wizards? Probably not. But you'll have fun finding out!
Presented in loving memory of the bottom fifth of Jimber Onegoblin and Hombre the Talented who were eaten by an orc; Dork Stubkins who had all four eyes pecked out; Johnny Matches who burned bright; Chaps the Talented who met the swamp; Imbo Applecola who made an alligator friend; the top fourth of Jimber which was taken by birds; Dote Applecola who enjoyed earwax; Finkle Stubkins who was crushed by Frosty; Frosty who bounced away; one third of Jimber which became enlightened; Piggy the Talented who trained goats too well; Steve, one half of Jimber, Swabbie the Talented, Stinky Stubkins, and Elks Applecola who fell against the Horse; and Spanners, who popped.
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