Breakfast Cult

A game about school days and the end of days.

English, algebra, gym, lunch, cryptozoology, dead physics. Just another day at Occultar Academy! Investigate crimes, accuse your classmates, and live an ordinary high school life of cosmic horror in Fate Accelerated.

- Liberi Gothica Games

The author of Breakfast Cult, Ettin, joins us as the GM. Our crew includes Mordechai (Medibot), Edgar (Ambisagrus), Chet "The Toaster" (Ironicus), Manah (Gnome) and Aubrey (Clove).

Fan-made episode transcriptions were written by Pine.



Ettin, Gnome, and Clove, part of the team on the FATE Accelerated game Breakfast Cult, join Ironicus, Medibot, and Nate to discuss maintaining tone in games, from lighthearted to darkly serious.



Someone among the student body broke into the forbidden underground archives, and stole something powerful and dangerous-- if they can't find out who, they'll miss the big game!

…and be consumed by some cyclopean horror.


The team splits up to search for clues, following the enormous roots that continue to spread across campus-- research indicates the culprit is an interplanetary organism with a penchant for "upgrading". Conflicting characters collide, with explosive results.


The team has a hard time covering up their escape from the principal, who is quick to notice (for example) the burning greenhouse. All hints, cryptocurrencies, and doors, even those which open into another dimensions, lead back to the grossest little man on campus-- what was his name, again..


With a distinct lack of subtlety, Jorts' foul plans (and a good number of his plant-zombie clones and creations) are tackled straight into another dimension, and pruned for good. As the smoke clears, it becomes apparent that perhaps more attention should have been paid to another student's ambitions.


Tabletalk takes place before, during, and after the game. If you don’t want to be spoiled on anything that happens, listen to this after listening to the rest of the episodes!

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